~ DON'T LICK THE ROBOTS!~
Dipper Pines: When life gives you lemons, extract the juice and use it to draw a treasure map in invisible ink. That really works! Seriously!
Mabel Pines: When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Ta-daaa! Now you have Lemon babies.
Stan Pines: When life gives you lemons, call them ‘yellow oranges’ and sell them for double the price.
Alex Hirsch: When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons. And make SuperLemons.
benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

bone-boiler:

CA$H MON£¥

bone-boiler:

CA$H MON£¥

Nicki Minaj (2010  2014)

I can’t stop laughing at the fact that Sticks is devouring the limo seat and Amy is unaware of putting on too much lipstick

I can’t stop laughing at the fact that Sticks is devouring the limo seat and Amy is unaware of putting on too much lipstick

I can’t tell you how much I love this

I can’t tell you how much I love this

When I was 12 I was “myself” for Halloween. It was pretty complicated. I laminated my class photo to make a mask of my own face. Then I found a brown wig that looked just like my hair and wore jeans over my regular jeans and a t-shirt over my regular T-shirt. I thought I was hilarious! Nobody got it.
Alex Hirsch (via fuckyeahgravityfalls)
Look at this dorito asshole on my tv  ♥

Look at this dorito asshole on my tv  ♥

chickenkaboob:

losing your friend in hot topicimage

hobgoblinhero:

hanari-502:

wastelandbanditorion:

This guy’s vines give me life

Thomas Sanders is a gift to this world

I have a theory on Thomas Sanders that he can control minds and rather than using this gift for evil, he uses it to make funny vines. Like, a classroom full of kids? mind control. The teacher of the class? mind control. Cop pulls him over? you better believe that dude is gonna sing Don’t Stop Believing with him, mind control. 

dipperplnes:

tyrone-pines:

image

image

(Bill voice) We’re in.

grankle: hacked

emmazingemma:

actually me